Pizza is the world’s greatest food. Nothing says “I love you,” “I’m sorry,” or “let’s be friends” better than pizza. It’s a universal love language and is perfect at any time, for any occasion, especially when you don’t know what to say. From funny pizza quotes to cheesy pizza puns, here are our favorite pizza quotes from pizza lovers worldwide, from celebrity Jennifer Lawrence to professional baseball star Yogi Berra.
Next time you’re trying to express your love for pizza, use these quotes as inspiration. Eat the whole pizza.
– Henry Rollins.
– Andrew W.K.
– G.A. McKevett.
– Jennifer Lawrence.
– Anna Quindlen.
– Mark Feuerstein.
– Aparna Nancherla.
– Mike Birbiglia.
– America Ferrera.
– Kevin James.
– Charles Pierce.
– Amy Neftzger.
– Madeline Oles.
– Yogi Berra.
– Lara Stone.
– Jandy Nelson.
– Sarah Burgess.
– Jet Paacal.
– Benedict Smith.
– Dora J. Arod.
– Katherine Howe.
– Neil Patrick Harris.
– Gwen Stefani.
– Nick Jonas.
– Anay.
– Oliver Markus Malloy.
– Jason Barnett.
– Jayden Hunter.
– Daria.
– Bill Murray.
– Pizza Hut.
– Aubrey Plaza as April Ludgate from Parks & Recreation.
– Tess Holliday.
– Tiger Woods.
35. I’m always in the mood for pizza.
– Emma Kenney.
36. We’re mostly macrobiotic, but sometimes I take the family out for a pizza.
– John Lennon.
37. Everybody loves dogs. They’re the pizza of the animal kingdom.
– Stephen Colbert.
38. You judge a pizza place on their cheese slice.
– Dave Portnoy.
39. I have to admit I don’t like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my hands on a slice.
– Liz Truss.
40. When working, my diet degrades to pizza three times a day, because I don’t want to distract myself from anything.
– Chuck Palahniuk.
41. “You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.”
– Anonymous
42. “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.”
– Lara Stone
43. “Pizza is a lot like sex. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.”
– Unknown (often attributed to Kevin James)
44. “Pizza is a sacred thing in my household.”
– Jim Gaffigan
45. “I’m a pizza-aholic.”
– Sophia Bush
46. “You can’t just have water, you have to have some pizza.”
– John Travolta
47. “I love pizza so much, I would marry it.”
– Jena Malone
48. “I love pizza; I want to marry it.”
– JWoww (Jenni Farley)
49. “All I want in life is pizza and someone to love who will buy me pizza.”
– Unknown
50. “Pizza is not just a food, it’s an emotion.”
– Unknown
51. “Pizza is the only love triangle I want.”
– Unknown
52. “Pizza is the answer, no matter what the question is.”
– Unknown
53. “I just want to be happy and eat pizza.”
– Unknown
54. “Pizza is a universal language that everyone understands.”
– Unknown
55. “Pizza is a hug in a slice.”
– Unknown
56. “Life is short, but there is always time for pizza.”
– Unknown
57. “The radiation left over from the Big Bang is the same as that in your microwave oven but very much less powerful. It would heat your pizza only to minus 271.3*C – not much good for defrosting the pizza, let alone cooking it.”
– Stephen Hawking
58. “Pizza time.”
– Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) in “Spider-Man 2” (2004)
59. “You don’t put pineapple on pizza!”
– Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) in “Deadpool 2” (2018)
60. “Pizza, dude’s got 30 seconds.”
– Michelangelo (Michelan Sisti) in “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” (1990)
61. “Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?”
– Scott Lang (Paul Rudd) in “Ant-Man” (2015)
62. “I’m gonna go home and have some pizza.”
– Kevin McCallister (Macaulay Culkin) in “Home Alone” (1990)
63. “I love pizza. I love it! I think pizza might be my soulmate.”
– Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) in “Juno” (2007)
64. “Pizza. The food of the gods. A topping for every mood.”
– Shrek (Mike Myers) in “Shrek 2” (2004)
65. “I’m just a kid who loves pizza. Who happens to be an incredibly quick learner.”
– Flint Lockwood (Bill Hader) in “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs” (2009)
66. “Pizza is my business.”
– The Pizza Planet delivery guy (Debi Derryberry) in “Toy Story” (1995)
67. “Pizza’s good. You have pizza, I like pizza.”
– Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) in “Iron Man” (2008)
Know a pizza quote that we may have missed? Contact us, and we’ll put it on the list. Now let’s go order pizza and throw a pepperoni pizza party.